If an all-powerful genie were to appear to me right now, and offer me any wish in the world, I would wish that the children never again did anything that required me to change their sheets in the middle of the night.
I cleaned out Danger Lad!'s wardrobe the other day, removing all the stuff that no longer fits. More than 50% of the stuff in his bureau was outgrown. There is a certain archeoanthropology of underwear - Marvel Universe undies are outgrown, DC Universe undies still fit, Disney and Pixar underpants are 50/50.
Speaking of which, it appears that a crossover universe apocalypse occurred in our living room. Darkseid damaged the structure of the multiverse to break through to New York City, where our very scant collection of Avengers had to team up with the Justice League to defeat him. In the process, Flash and Hal Jordan were cloned. It doesn't look good for our side, but we may be able to turn things around if we can sell it to Green Goblin as a turf issue.
I cleaned out Danger Lad!'s wardrobe the other day, removing all the stuff that no longer fits. More than 50% of the stuff in his bureau was outgrown. There is a certain archeoanthropology of underwear - Marvel Universe undies are outgrown, DC Universe undies still fit, Disney and Pixar underpants are 50/50.
Speaking of which, it appears that a crossover universe apocalypse occurred in our living room. Darkseid damaged the structure of the multiverse to break through to New York City, where our very scant collection of Avengers had to team up with the Justice League to defeat him. In the process, Flash and Hal Jordan were cloned. It doesn't look good for our side, but we may be able to turn things around if we can sell it to Green Goblin as a turf issue.