How to Make a Mess With a Sippy Cup
Feb. 12th, 2011 01:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
- Invert. Shake vigorously.
- Squish the spout sideways. Tip.
- While drinking, turn cup so that spout is above airhole. Allow juice to dribble down chin, onto sofa.
- Invert cup and press the top against a surface, so that the spout folds over. (Bonus: Projectile juice.)
- Wedge spout in heat register. Abandon results.
- Fill mouth with juice, don't swallow.
- Squish the spout sideways. Tip.
- While drinking, turn cup so that spout is above airhole. Allow juice to dribble down chin, onto sofa.
- Invert cup and press the top against a surface, so that the spout folds over. (Bonus: Projectile juice.)
- Wedge spout in heat register. Abandon results.
- Fill mouth with juice, don't swallow.
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Date: 2011-02-12 11:21 pm (UTC)There are some days I wish our kids weren't so damned smart, or at least that they would use their smarts to solve world hunger or something rather than make messes.
K figured out how to make a nice flood with her sippy cup the other day, too, so she could use it to wash her toy car, house and all sorts of other things, some of which would have been happier without such treatment, but I at least that was water and not juice.
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Date: 2011-02-13 04:40 am (UTC)(Also, it is still funny. Messy, sort of juice-smelling, but funny.)