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[ricevermicelli]

Today has had entirely too much vomit in it. There is a customary and decorous amount of vomit for a day to have, and that is none. Today is so far over quota that there are no words.

Okay, maybe some words. Toddler-sized blueberry yogurt explosion.

IT IS NOT OKAY.

I am going to bed, and hoping that tomorrow INVOLVES NO VOMIT.

Comments

[dancingwolfgrrl.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh. I hope that doesn't mean y'all have the flu, because it is spring, and spring doesn't have germs, everyone knows. Also, being both sick and pregnant at the same time does not seem fair.

[ricevermicelli.livejournal.com]

We do not have the flu. We have a child who has not yet absorbed the lesson that you should not hang upside down on mama's knees right after your bedtime snack.

(Until recently, we also had a mama who had not absorbed that lesson, but believe you me, I'VE GOT IT NOW.)

I laugh, yet I sympathize

[drwex]

We used to refer to children like that as "loaded". Like, say, a shotgun.

[catling.livejournal.com]

*cringe* Dear Gods.... I am so sorry, no one should ever have to deal with that. I am praying that today is entirely vomit free for you.