I think I lose purity points for this

[ricevermicelli]

I just spent half an hour violating a dead chicken, so I could put things under the skin.

I have high hopes that the results will justify the means.

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[(Anonymous)]

You only lose a purity point if it's the first time you've done this. (Unless you managed multiple ... interesting ... variations....)

/CHip

[deadwinter.livejournal.com]

You only lose purity points if you make the Julia Child voice while you're doing it.

Which I always do.

[water-childe.livejournal.com]

OMG! If I had a beverage near me right now, I would have spilled it or spit it all over my monitor!

[tisana.livejournal.com]

He totally imitates Julia everytime he's near a raw bird. Thanksgiving morning he has to be chased out of the kitchen with a knife.

[water-childe.livejournal.com]

That's awesome!

[cos]

Huh. If the timestamp on this post is correct, then at the very time you wrote this, I was making my first paella. Which was going to perhaps contain chicken, but I left that choice in velvetclarity's hands, since she did the grocery shopping, and she picked the other option (chorizo) instead.

It turned out pretty well. Though not ideal, because the store was out of turmeric and so was I, alas.