I Have A Fever and I'm Bored

[ricevermicelli]

woodwardiocom linked to the Globe's Home of the Week, which is a death trap. That you probably can't keep warm for anything.

Note especially picture two, which is a shot of the top of the custom-built curio cabinet (seen from below in pic 3) from the top, taken from the top of the stairs. Don't you just want to climb onto it and leap to the couch?

The master bedroom is huge, and appears (from pics of the back of the house) to have big glass doors to a balcony, which the listing says has a hot tub. Also, it's above the garage. Bitch to heat. Even worse then the open-plan, cathedral-ceiling nightmare downstairs.

Sharply cornered granite counter tops. Mysterious absence of kitchen photos suggests badness.

Unfenced, in-ground pool.

I want to see pictures of where the car lift controls are in relation to the garage door controls.

This is terrible, terrible house design. Did the owners do it themselves? Do they know better now?