Minion Wanted

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Wanted: Full-time (45 hrs./wk) minion for small boy (1 yo) attempting world domination. Must be energetic, patient, have good sense of humor. Non-smoking,please. Ball-throwing, singing, dancing, dog-identifying skills, ability to recite "Mr. Brown Can Moo" and infant CPR certification a plus. Special consideration given to candidates able to sing phone messages, a la Bad Horse. Compensation: small wage, plus room and board (in Boston, near red line). No housework. Family is geeky liberal, queer-friendly.


(I am contemplating also putting this on Craig's List. I'm not sure how much I would edit it. Thoughts?)