Apocalypse
Feb. 16th, 2018 03:17 pmHotspur came home from school on the 14th with Valentines. And candy. So much candy. Good god, why.
Someone in her class handed out an item that Hotspur calls "The Lollipop Apocalypse." It is a paper bag - red, with hearts - containing approximately 30 lollipops, plus a handful of starbursts, and one. Single. Off-brand. Peanut butter cup.
Who the heck thinks that an ENTIRE second grade class needs 30 lollipops each, or that you can apologize to those children's parents with off-brand reese's imitations?
Someone in her class handed out an item that Hotspur calls "The Lollipop Apocalypse." It is a paper bag - red, with hearts - containing approximately 30 lollipops, plus a handful of starbursts, and one. Single. Off-brand. Peanut butter cup.
Who the heck thinks that an ENTIRE second grade class needs 30 lollipops each, or that you can apologize to those children's parents with off-brand reese's imitations?