I Started That Book
Sep. 6th, 2010 08:47 pmThis is going to be the slowest live-blogging experience ever. I'm on approximately page three. I would check for you, but that would involve opening up the book again, and I'm sorry, after three pages, I can't go back that fast.
By page three of Breaking Dawn, we've established that Bella (I assume it's Bella, no one's mentioned her name yet) is having trouble coming to terms with her engagement. She's been hiding out at home, going without necessities (like Pop Tarts), because when she ventures out, people stare at her so. She drives a really expensive car now, and it attracts a lot of attention. And she has a brand-new really high-limit credit card. And a really pretty engagement ring. They make her feel self-conscious.
I have two words for Bella: grocery delivery. If Peapod doesn't exist in Forks, Staples does. Heck, Pop Tarts are eligible for free delivery with Amazon Prime.
And three more words: Get over yourself.
There appear to be approximately infinity more pages.
By page three of Breaking Dawn, we've established that Bella (I assume it's Bella, no one's mentioned her name yet) is having trouble coming to terms with her engagement. She's been hiding out at home, going without necessities (like Pop Tarts), because when she ventures out, people stare at her so. She drives a really expensive car now, and it attracts a lot of attention. And she has a brand-new really high-limit credit card. And a really pretty engagement ring. They make her feel self-conscious.
I have two words for Bella: grocery delivery. If Peapod doesn't exist in Forks, Staples does. Heck, Pop Tarts are eligible for free delivery with Amazon Prime.
And three more words: Get over yourself.
There appear to be approximately infinity more pages.