What Not To Get Me

The baby wouldn't sleep last night, so I hit the net looking for recent episodes of How I Met Your Mother. Because yes, really, it helps her sleep. CBS.com has the most recent ep up there with *sigh* some ads, including a set in which a deeply creepy guy suggests that if I want to get "my woman" the perfect holiday gift, I could... call her doctor and schedule her a pap smear.

I hear that it's the gift that says "I care about what's inside you," so if you think it's romantic and festive to say "I want to make sure there's no genital warts up there," go for it.