A Propos of Nothing

I have often felt, and I continue to feel, that what I really need, socially, is an "I'm a Big Dork" tap routine. Every time I say something stupid, or crack a joke that dies on its way to the floor, rather than feeling like an idiot for hours, or days, or even years, I could just whip out the tap number and get all the embarassment over with in one go.