Mid-Life Crisis

patrissimo found a real job and is considering spawning.

So I am having a mid-life crisis.  Don't ask how these items are related.  That's not important. 

It's kind of a pathetic mid-life crisis.  So far, it's half a glass of sangria and some fantasies about Brittany Spears. 

Brittany Spears does not appear in "Seed of Chucky."

It says so in the ad.

I'm contemplating other things that Brittany Spears does not do.  All obscene.  Y'all can fill in your own blanks there.

I think I need a new tattoo or something.