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The key to the Kitten's nefarious plans for world domination appears to be under the shelves in the bathroom. He's been trying to pry something out from under there for days.

A few weeks ago, we took to squirting the kitten with lemon juice when he was bad. Water wasn't working - he'd get wet, but repentant. The lemon juice is a slight improvement. He doesn't like the taste, or smell, and now when he swipes around under the furniture, he freshens as well as dusts.

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The hero of the age thinks that winter should be over once he starts golfing.

I agree.

And I think he should start golfing waaaay earlier in the season than he does.

The hero of the age says that if he could be sure the weather would cooperate, he'd head out with a portable heat source and a flask of brandy and hack through eighteen holes just as soon as I'd had enough winter.

I'm going to have to use that image for the coming of spring forever and ever.