Complicated Solutions to Simple Problems

Info about performances from TWMIPoKL is here: http://users.rcn.com/molly.overholt/lear/general_flyer.pdf

Y'all should come. Despite my bitching, it promises to be a pretty good show.

I have possibly taken leave of my senses, and decided I need to go see GBS in Northampton on the 12th. The following problems must be overcome:

I have to get to Northampton by 7 p.m., despite work, rush hour, and a general antipathy for driving. I might be able to take parts of the afternoon off, but I can't take the day.
I need to either get back from Northampton after the show (give or take a certain amount of hanging around because Northampton is fun, and the possibility that I can use the powers of darkness again and pull a one-night stand out from under the impending disaster that is any attractive person named Robert) or a place to crash somewhere in the general vicinity of Northampton (in case Bob has other plans).
Tickets.

Or, they could post more tour dates and I could get over myself. It's one of those things.