The statue looks like a pregnant woman reading the newspaper while waiting to be sodomized.
See, I had this exact thought, at which point two trains of thought went racing off in my head. Aboard train 1 are thoughts like "I wouldn't sodomize her unless paid to do so." And "Yeah, but think of the BRAGGING rights" followed by "Yes, but could we do it in such a way as to guarantee she never actually sang a song again?" "What makes you think she's sung any up to now?" OK, trainwreck there.
Meanwhile, Train 2 is off meta-comenting "That's a spoof. A hack. A parody." "How do you know that?" "Because if it was real there'd be a Jesus in there. Somewhere." "So, no God, no pro-life?" "Nope, and come to think of it, the prankster missed a REAL opportunity for insult there."
Then I had to close the browser window before I actually sprained any neurons.
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Date: 2006-03-24 06:55 pm (UTC)See, I had this exact thought, at which point two trains of thought went racing off in my head. Aboard train 1 are thoughts like "I wouldn't sodomize her unless paid to do so." And "Yeah, but think of the BRAGGING rights" followed by "Yes, but could we do it in such a way as to guarantee she never actually sang a song again?" "What makes you think she's sung any up to now?" OK, trainwreck there.
Meanwhile, Train 2 is off meta-comenting "That's a spoof. A hack. A parody." "How do you know that?" "Because if it was real there'd be a Jesus in there. Somewhere." "So, no God, no pro-life?" "Nope, and come to think of it, the prankster missed a REAL opportunity for insult there."
Then I had to close the browser window before I actually sprained any neurons.