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- Invert. Shake vigorously.
- Squish the spout sideways. Tip.
- While drinking, turn cup so that spout is above airhole. Allow juice to dribble down chin, onto sofa.
- Invert cup and press the top against a surface, so that the spout folds over. (Bonus: Projectile juice.)
- Wedge spout in heat register. Abandon results.
- Fill mouth with juice, don't swallow.

Date: 2011-02-12 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catling.livejournal.com
*groan* Oh, yay, I see we're both having kid mess cleanup weekends.

There are some days I wish our kids weren't so damned smart, or at least that they would use their smarts to solve world hunger or something rather than make messes.

K figured out how to make a nice flood with her sippy cup the other day, too, so she could use it to wash her toy car, house and all sorts of other things, some of which would have been happier without such treatment, but I at least that was water and not juice.

Date: 2011-02-13 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zuleikhajami.livejournal.com
There goes my hope that having a girl will spare me from the worst of these things.

Date: 2011-02-13 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ricevermicelli.livejournal.com
Oh yeah. This was Hotspur today. DL! has better things to do with sippy cups than *randomly* dampen the universe.

Date: 2011-02-13 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bookdivalia.livejournal.com
Adventure Lass would never do those things.

Date: 2011-02-13 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ricevermicelli.livejournal.com
Now I wish that I had titled this "Adventure Lass is Armed and Dangerous."

Date: 2011-02-13 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chalgaryn.livejournal.com
It's amazing how rapidly posts like this are transforming from amusing stories to dreaded scenes from my near future.

Date: 2011-02-13 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ricevermicelli.livejournal.com
You've got time. Scotch Guard now.

(Also, it is still funny. Messy, sort of juice-smelling, but funny.)

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