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Memo to the marketing department at Ann Taylor:
"Shift into Neutral" may sound clever, but despite the amount of email you have sent me about it, and the giant window displays you have put up in the mall, it's sure as hell not encouraging me to buy clothes.

To Sephora:
The sign advertising your new creme body lotion looks like a bukkake shot. I don't think that's what you were going for.

To self:
No matter how cold it is, please try to go around the mall.

Date: 2011-01-28 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woodwardiocom.livejournal.com
The sign advertising your new creme body lotion looks like a bukkake shot. I don't think that's what you were going for.

Well, now I'm all curious.

Date: 2011-01-28 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ricevermicelli.livejournal.com
I'm sure there's something on their website, but it doesn't look like a *sexy* bukkake shot. Just like someone's going to have a hell of a time washing her hair and she's mad about it.

Date: 2011-01-29 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ricevermicelli.livejournal.com
Close - this one (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.brownbombshellbeauty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/perricone-super.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.brownbombshellbeauty.com/2010/09/perricone-launches-anti-aging-skin-care-line-for-20-somethings/&usg=__AhEo9QlZ3VMo12eU9HGmWaAhlzE=&h=290&w=290&sz=21&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=SLzronzNySsX-M:&tbnh=121&tbnw=122&ei=EY5DTatngvuXB9HnuPQP&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsephora%2Bsuper%2Bhyper%2Bhydrator%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DcHN%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1374%26bih%3D620%26tbs%3Disch:1%26prmd%3Divns0%2C265&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=1108&vpy=55&dur=3587&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=171&ty=130&oei=EY5DTatngvuXB9HnuPQP&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:23,s:0&biw=1374&bih=620).

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